"Glacial Progression" by The Unknown Artist

"Glacial Progression," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist

 

Two posts that support one another

The first one is very intelligently written and does not seem to twist the facts to suit anyone.

http://www.nationmultimedia.com/detail/opinion/30356502

The second one was posted on the newspaper online on the same day. It shows the evidence that the first one presumes and is truly pertinent to.

http://www.nationmultimedia.com/detail/breakingnews/30356505

This is a very interesting turn of events, no matter who did what, and it implicates the Zionist so-called royal family of the Saud family.

Hey, we can't cut of Saudi from military support, as that would be the same as cutting off Israel, and we know Trumpery is not about to do that. That was a tongue in cheek statement, as of course we could, but we know he won't.

Mad, Bad Hat Vote

Here you can vote for the hat that is the worst you have ever seen in your entire life. They are presented in the order found on the internet, not as a way to influence your vote. Each photo is numbered and when there is more than one hat shown in the photo, there is a number with a left, right, or middle choice.

These are photos of Princess Eugenie, sometimes with Princess Beatrix, and sometimes with others in addition to them. PE got married, so there are a lot of photos of her on line now. The categories that determine the choice of the winner are for the most ridiculous, unattractive, unbecoming, unbelievable, untenable, or unforgettably bad hat.

Photo 1.

This is Princess Eugenie 1(L) and Princess Beatrice 1(R).

Photo 2.

 This is Princess Beatrice 2(L) and Princess Eugenie 1(R).

 Photo 3.

This is probably Princess Eugenie's mother 3(L) with Princess Eugenie 3(R), but they were not identified with this photo. Notice that the 3(L) hat has black bear attached to it from behind.

Photo 4.

This is Princess Eugenie 4(L) glaring, while her sister 4(R) looks at her with some doubt as to the advisability of her attitude. There is a 4(C) red hat that can be included in the voting also, and the officer wearing it is obviously very unimpressed at attending the event. Thus there area three hats to chose from in it.

Photo 5.

This is Queen Elizabeth 5(L) giving something to Princess Eugenie 5(R).

Photo 6.

This is an identified celebrity wedding guest 6(L) with a hat that has a pig attached to the back of it.

Photo 7.

 All Princess Eugenie 7(L,C,R)

Photo 8.

Princess Eugenie 8(L) and Princess Beatrice 8(R)


Photo 9.

Princess Eugenie 9, with a hat that could fall off at any moment now. She looks aware of that fact.

Photo 10.

This is Prince Andrew and it appears to be Prince Charles' second wife 10(L), his stepmother, beside Princess Eugenie 10(R), but identification of the persons was not given.

Photo 11.

This is Princess Eugenie 11 expressing her displeasure at her hat.

Now it is time to vote for the "Worst Hat You've Ever Seen in Your Entire Life."

"First Sign of Winter's Approach" by The Unknown Artist

"First Sign of Winter's Approach," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas and plaster by The Unknown Artist

 

"Magic Lamp" by The Unknown Artist

"Magic Lamp," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist

 

Kavanaugh's Senate Confirmation according to their script

Following the script of Disney's "Alice in Wonderland" to a Tea, Bret wanders into the Senate Judiciary hearing, and the following scripted dialog was then followed:

At the hearing table are Republicrat Jeff "Flakey" (Sen. from Arizona), who is playing the part of the Mad Hatter. And beside him sits Demopublican Diane "FineCups" (Sen. from California), who is playing the part of the March Hare.

Bret sees them celebrating happily together and wishing each other a "Happy un-Supreme Court cloture vote day" with a chorus of other Senate members and MSM reporters accompanying them, singing from testimony pots.

Bret sits down and watches, and when the song ends, he claps, and Flakey and FineCups notice him and say, "No room, no room."

Bret says: But I thought there was plenty of room.

FineCups says: Ahh, but it is very rude to sit down without being invited.

Flakey adds: I'll say its rude, [pointing at Bret] it's very, very rude indeed.

One of the MSM reporters, playing the part of the mouse in a teapot, sticks his head up and says, "It's very, very, very rude indeed," and sinks back down into the pot.

Bret say: Well, I am very sorry, but I did enjoy your singing and wonder if you could tell me . . . .

FineCups [interrupting him] says: You enjoyed our singing?

Flakey says: Oh, what a delightful child. I got so excited. We never get compliments. You must have a cup of tease.

FineCups says: Ah yes, indeed, a tease, you must have a cup of tease.

Bret says: That would be very nice. I'm sorry I interrupted your Supreme Court cloture vote day party.

FineCups says [with a chuckle] Supreme Court cloture vote day? Oh, my dear child, this is not a Supreme Court cloture vote day party.

Flakey says: Of course not. This is an un-Supreme Court cloture vote day party.

Bret says: Un-Supreme Court cloture vote day? Well, I'm sorry, but I don't quite understand.

FineCups says: An un-Supreme Court cloture vote day is like, ... thirty days has Sep . . . no, well, an un-Supreme Court cloture vote day, if you have a Supreme Court cloture vote day and then you . . . [snickers] She doesn't know what an un-Supreme Court cloture vote day is.

Flakey says: How silly. Ahh shall elucidate. [the chorus of Senators and MSM reporters in tease pots start singing as FineCups directs them]

Flakey continues: Our statistic prove, prove that you've got one Supreme Court cloture vote day.

FineCups adds: Imagine that . . . one Supreme Court cloture vote day every year.

Flakey continues: Ahhhh, but there are three hundred and sixty four uuunnn-Supreme Court cloture vote days.

FineCups [still directing the chorus of Senators] says: Exactly why we've gathered here to cheer.

Bret happily says: Why, then its my un-Supreme Court cloture vote day too.

FineCups says: It is?

Flakey adds: What a small world this is.

FineCups says: In that case . . .

Both FineCups and Flakey start dancing around Bret singing: Aaaaaa very un-Supreme Court cloture vote day . . .

Bret [singing with them] says: To me?

FineCups and Flakey sing: To you. Aaaaaa very un-Supreme Court cloture vote day . . .

Bret [singing with them] says: For me?

Flakey says: For you, now blow the candle out, my dear, and make your wish come true.

When Bret blows out the candle, it flies into the air with fireworks as they sing "A very un-Supreme Court cloture vote day to you."

The MSM media mouse descends from the explosing fireworks singing, "Twinkle, twinkle little spot, up above the world you fly, like a twinkle in the sky," and goes back into a tease pot.

Bret claps and says: Oh, that was lovely.

Flakey says: And uh, and now my dear, you were saying that you would like to seek . . . and you were seeking some information of some kind.

Bret says: Oh yes, you see I'm looking for . . .

Flakey interrupts Bret and says: Clean evidence! Clean evidence! Move downnnnnnnn!

Bret says: But I haven't used my evidence.

FineCups sings: Clean evidence, clean evidence, move down, move down, clean evidence, clean evidence, move down.

Flakey says to Bret: Would you like to give a little more testimony?

Bret says: Well, I haven't given any yet, so a can't say a little bit more.

FineCups says: Ah you mean, you can't say a little bit less.

Flakey says: Yes, you can always give more of something.

Bret says: But I didn't know . . .

Flakey says: And now, my dear, something seems to be troubling you. Ahh, won't you tell us all about it?

FineCups says: Start at the beginning.

Flakey says: Yes, ahh, and when you come to the end [chuckles] . . . stop.

Bret says: Well, It all started while I was sitting in the Oral Orifice with Donald.

FineCups says: Verry Interrresting, . . . who's Donald?

Bret says: Well, Donald is my POTUS. You see . . .

At this, the MSM reporter [on que] jumps out of his testimony pot yelling "POTUS" and runs across the Senate Hearing room breaking all the decorum with the cheers of those paid Soreass protesters in the balcony.
When the Capitol Police have caught him and put him back in his testimony pot, FineCups says, "Get the cam!" and that appears to calm the MSM reporter down.

Flakey says: Oh, humpf, those are the things that upset me.

FineCups says: See all the trouble you've started?

Bret says: Well, I didn't think . . .

FineCups says: That's the point. If you don't think you shouldn't talk.

Flakey shouts: Clean evidence! Clean evidence! Move down! Move down! Move downnnnnnnn!

Bret objects: But I didn't . . .

FineCups says: Move down.

Flakey says: And now, my dear, as you were saying . . .

Bret says: Oh yes, I was sitting in the Oral Orifice with uh . . . with you know who.

Flakey says: I do! ha ha ha.

Bret continues: I mean my POT . . .

Flakey says: "T!"

FineCups says: In just a half an hour, if you don't mind.

Flakey says: Come, come, my dear, don't you care for testimony.

Bret says: Oh yes, I am very fond of testimony. But . . .

FineCups says: If you don't care for testimony, at least make polite conversation.

Bret says in a raised voice: Well, I have been trying to ask you . . .

FineCups bangs the gavel on the bench and says: I have an excellent idea. Let's change the subject.

At this FineCups hits Flakey over the head with the gavel. He awakens and says: Why is a raving Repulicrat like a right wing Demopublican?

Bret says: Riddles? Let me see now. Why is a raving Repulicrat like a right wing Demopublican?

Flakey says: I beg your pardon.

Bret repeats: Why is a raving Repulicrat like a right wing Demopublican?

Flakey goes into shock and shouts: Why is a what?

FineCups runs over behind Flakey and says: He's stark raving mad.

Bret, having had enough, stands and says: But its your silly riddle. You just said . . .

FineCups says: Have a nice bit of testimony.

Bret says: A nice bit of testimony indeed! I'm sorry, but I just haven't the time.

He turns to leave the hearing room when FineCups yells: The time, who's got the time.

At this que the plaintiff, Ms Rabid, who plays the part of White Rabbit, runs in saying "No time, no time, hello, goodbye, I'm late.

Bret says: The White Rabid . . .

Ms Rabid says: Oh, I'm so late.

Flakey says: Well, no wonder you're late now. Your testimony is exactly thirty-six years slow.

Ms Rabid says: Thirty-six years slow?

Flakey says: Of course you're late. Ha ha ha. Oh my goodness, we'll have to look into this. Ahaa, I see what's wrong with this. Why this testimony is full of deals.

Ms Rabid says: Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, you're kidding, but, but, but, but, but. . .

Flakey says: But hers, but hers, it needs some rebutters. [shouting] Rebutters!

Ms Rabid says: But, but, but, rebutters?

Flakey says: Oh let's see, rebutters, that's fine.

Ms Rabid says: No, no, no.

Flakey says: These are the best rebutters. [to Ms Rabid he says] What are you talking about?

FineCups says: "T?"

Flakey says: "T." Oh I never thought of testimony. Of course.

Ms Rabid says: Not testimony.

FineCups says: Schummer?

Flakey says: Schummer. Yes, two looneys, yes, two looneys, thank you, yes.

Ms Rabid says: Don't cram, be careful.

Flakey says: I forgot all about Graham.

FineCups says: Bluster?

Flakey says: Bluster, yes, bluster! . . . [changing his mind] Don't let's be silly. Kremlin that's . . . ha ha ha.

Flakey bangs his hand on the table and says: That should do it.

To the pretended shock of the Judiciary Committee, the hearing room disrupts in chaos until FineCups bangs the gavel saying "There is only one way to restore order."

Flakey says to Ms Rabid: Thirty-six years late, that's what it is.

Ms Rabid says: Oh, my testimony.

Flakey says: It was?

Ms Rabid says: And it was an un-Supreme Court cloture vote day for me.

Flakey and FineCups throw Ms Rabid out of the hearing rooms while singing "A very merry un-Supreme Court cloture vote day to you."

Bret follows Ms Rabid saying: Ms Rabid, oh Ms Rabid, aaah, now where did she go to?

Bret [looking back at the Senators singing together] says: Of all the silly nonsense. This is the stupidest Senate Judiciary Supreme Court cloture vote day session I've ever been to in all my life.

Bret storms off.

The script ended here. But he is sworn in twice (?) when the Constitution only requires it once.

This script has worked very well for all those conspiring, colluding Demopublican and Republicrat politicians. Hey, that's entertainment, and what better way than to use a Disney script to divide and conquer the public before an election? Get everyone to believe that they are actually opposing parties and the scam becomes successful.

This might seem as though it is a satire, but it is the truth behind their political agitation propaganda battle.

So you still think that the Demopublicans and Republicrats are fighting, right?

The current diversion of attention using the collusion of the two parties to create the appearance of a great disagreement is really just serving two purposes:
1. Get attention drawn away from the real subversive invasion by the Mossad/Israel/ISIS that is allowed to continue and is not mentioned in the investigations of Trumpery instead of Russia.
2. Get women to be angry with men so that the sexes can be set at each other's throats as they have done with the black/white privilege rubbish for years.

So, let's go back and review what the election of Trumpery was all about and who decided it. The following link goes to an article posted before the election in 2016, on November 9th. It explains why Trumpery will trump Hitlary for the NWO Zionists purposes in NYC and all other places supporting the Zionist agenda. (Saudi Arabia, Iran, London, Brussels, Berlin, Paris, just to name a few).
Why-the-globalists-will-announce-trump-as-the-winner-of-the-election

Now we go to the result of that choice as it is seen in DC with the false appearance of a Republicrat/Demopublican fight over Bret Kavanaugh's placement on the US Supreme Court. They must be laughing their butts off behind closed doors at the show that they have fooled everyone into believing -- that they are so opposed to each other.

But there is a lot more to this than just that. It is in the long-term plans that they have been following up on for thousands of years. Want to know how it really works? Read as much as you can of the information on the following page and you will find out. Yes, Trumpery is a good part of it.
Understanding the NWO Strategy

That's all I want to say, as the above page has it all and then some.

"Watching Her Love Depart with the Fleet" by The Unknown Artist

"Watching Her Love Depart with the Fleet," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas art by The Unknown Artist

 

"River Reverie" by The Unknown Artist

"River Reverie," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas art by The Unknown Artist

 

Spinach and Cooties, the sure signs of guilt

Got a tweet from an old friend of Drek Kavalcade who told that back in the days, back when they were both 'bout 6, Drek told him that he had not eaten everything on his plate, as demanded by his mother. He did not want that green stuff, spinach, in his mouth, much less in his stomach, so he put it in his paper napkin and flushed it down the john without her knowin' it. Then when they were about 10 or 11, Drek said, and he quoted him directly, "Girls have cooties."

Now Trumpery has said anyone can be questioned about Drek by the FBI. So what about him? He has clearly shown his great understandin' of Drek. He didn't wanta be caught up in all this embarrassing banter 'bout Drek, but now . . . everyone has joined in.

Trump: Anyone can be questioned 'bout Drek by the FBI 

48 Phrases shared publicly by Patrick O'Brian

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48 phrases we wish we could say at work

 
1. Ahhh... I see the f_ck-up fairy has visited us again...

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

10. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental...

19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?

20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

23. No, my powers can only be used for good.

24. You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.

25. Who me? I just wander from room to room.

26. And your crybaby whiny-ass opinion would be...?

27. Do I look like a people person?

28. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

29. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.

30. You!... Off my planet!

31. Does your train of thought have a caboose?

32. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

33. A PBS mind in an MTV world.

34. Allow me to introduce my selves.

35. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

36. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

37. Not all women are annoying. Some are dead.

38. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

39. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

40. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet

41. Can I trade this job for what's behind door one?

42. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

43. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

44. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

45. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

46. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted the paychecks.

47. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

48. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

"Recurring Politicians" by The Unknown Artist

"Recurring Politicians," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist

 

"Northern Lights over Juneau, Alaska" by The Unknown Artist

"Northern Lights over Juneau, Alaska," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas art by The Unknown Artist

 

"Threat Caveat for Supremely Curt Justice" by The Unknown Artist

"Threat Caveat for Supremely Curt Justice" is art with a modern day nursery rhyme by The Unknown Artist

 

The non-existent Atlantic Charter, the only basis for forming the UN

(photo above) FDR and Churchill at Atlantic Charter conference secretly meeting on a US Navy ship , 14 August 1941, prior to the US becoming involved in WW II


The Atlantic Charter was a pivotal policy statement issued during World War II on 14 August 1941 which defined the Allied goals for the post-war world. The leaders of the United Kingdom and the United States drafted the work and all the Allies of World War II later confirmed it. The Charter stated the ideal goals of the war: no territorial aggrandizement; no territorial changes made against the wishes of the people (self-determination); restoration of self-government to those deprived of it; reduction of trade restrictions; global cooperation to secure better economic and social conditions for all; freedom from fear and want; freedom of the seas; and abandonment of the use of force, as well as disarmament of aggressor nations. Adherents of the Atlantic Charter signed the Declaration by United Nations on 1 January 1942, which became the basis for the modern United Nations.

* * *

US President Franklin D. Roosevelt and British Prime Minister Winston Churchill drafted the Atlantic Charter at the Atlantic Conference (codenamed Riviera) in Placentia Bay, Newfoundland. They issued it as a joint declaration on 14 August 1941 at Naval Station Argentia although the United States would not officially enter the War until four months later. The policy was issued as a statement; as such there was no formal, legal document entitled "The Atlantic Charter". It detailed the goals and aims of the Allied powers concerning the war and the postwar world.

* * *

Churchill and Roosevelt began communicating in 1939; this was the first of their 11 wartime meetings. Both men traveled in secret; Roosevelt was on a ten-day fishing trip. On 9 August 1941, the British battleship HMS Prince of Wales steamed into Placentia Bay, with Churchill on board, and met the American heavy cruiser USS Augusta, where Roosevelt and members of his staff were waiting. . . .

* * *

The Atlantic Charter made clear that the United States was supporting the United Kingdom in the war. Both the US and UK wanted to present their unity, regarding their mutual principles and hopes for a peaceful postwar world and the policies they agreed to follow once the Nazis had been defeated.[7] A fundamental aim was to focus on the peace that would follow, and not specific American involvement and war strategy, although American involvement appeared increasingly likely.[8]

The eight principal points of the Charter were:
    no territorial gains were to be sought by the United States or the United Kingdom;
    territorial adjustments must be in accord with the wishes of the peoples concerned;
    all people had a right to self-determination;
    trade barriers were to be lowered;
    there was to be global economic cooperation and advancement of social welfare;
    the participants would work for a world free of want and fear;
    the participants would work for freedom of the seas;
    there was to be disarmament of aggressor nations, and a common disarmament after the war.

Although Clause Three clearly states that all peoples have the right to decide their form of government, it fails to say what changes are necessary in both social and economic terms, so as to achieve freedom and peace.

Clause Four, with respect to international trade, consciously emphasized that both "victor [and] vanquished" would be given market access "on equal terms." This was a repudiation of the punitive trade relations that were established within Europe after World War I, as exemplified by the Paris Economy Pact.

Only two clauses expressly discuss national, social, and economic conditions necessary after the war, despite this significance.

No signed version ever existed. The document was threshed out through several drafts and the final agreed text was telegraphed to London and Washington. President Roosevelt gave Congress the Charter's content on 21 August 1941. He said later, "There isn't any copy of the Atlantic Charter, so far as I know. I haven't got one. The British haven't got one. The nearest thing you will get is the [message of the] radio operator on Augusta and Prince of Wales. That's the nearest thing you will come to it ... There was no formal document."

The British War Cabinet replied with its approval and a similar acceptance was telegraphed from Washington. During this process, an error crept into the London text, but this was subsequently corrected. The account in Churchill's The Second World War concludes "A number of verbal alterations were agreed, and the document was then in its final shape", and makes no mention of any signing or ceremony. In Churchill's account of the Yalta Conference he quotes Roosevelt saying of the unwritten British constitution that "it was like the Atlantic Charter – the document did not exist, yet all the world knew about it. Among his papers he had found one copy signed by himself and me, but strange to say both signatures were in his own handwriting."

Acceptance by Inter-Allied Council and by United Nations

The Allied nations and leading organisations quickly and widely endorsed the Charter. At the subsequent meeting of the Inter-Allied Council in London on 24 September 1941, the governments in exile of Belgium, Czechoslovakia, Greece, Luxembourg, the Netherlands, Norway, Poland, and Yugoslavia, as well as the Soviet Union, and representatives of the Free French Forces, unanimously adopted adherence to the common principles of policy set forth in the Atlantic Charter. On 1 January 1942, a larger group of nations, who adhered to the principles of the Atlantic Charter, issued a joint Declaration by United Nations stressing their solidarity in the defense against Hitlerism.

 [Note that the paragraph in the Declaration shown above following the statement, "The Governments signatory hereto," ends with a direct reference to the "Atlantic Charter."]

Impact on the Axis powers

The Axis powers interpreted these diplomatic agreements as a potential alliance against them. In Tokyo, the Atlantic Charter rallied support for the militarists in the Japanese government, who pushed for a more aggressive approach against the US and Britain.

The British dropped millions of flysheets over Germany to allay fears of a punitive peace that would destroy the German state. The text cited the Charter as the authoritative statement of the joint commitment of Great Britain and the US "not to admit any economical discrimination of those defeated" and promised that "Germany and the other states can again achieve enduring peace and prosperity."

The most striking feature of the discussion was that an agreement had been made between a range of countries that held diverse opinions, who were accepting that internal policies were relevant to the international problem. The agreement proved to be one of the first steps towards the formation of the United Nations.

Participants

 United Kingdom

    Prime Minister Winston Churchill
    General Sir John Dill, British Army
    Admiral Sir Dudley Pound, Royal Navy

 United States

    President Franklin D. Roosevelt
    Admiral Ernest J. King, US Navy
    Admiral Harold R. Stark, US Navy
    General George C. Marshall, US Army
    Presidential adviser Harry Hopkins

found at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantic_Charter

The UN is a fraud. It has been one from before its birth, going back to Woodrow Wilson's frauds that started WW I.

"Broken Promise" by The Unknown Artist

"Broken Promise," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist

 

"A Glimpse of a Bird of Paradise" by The Unknown Artist

"A Glimpse of a Bird of Paradise," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas art by The Unknown Artist

 

"The Sun Also Rises" by The Unknown Artist

"The Sun Also Rises," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas art by The Unknown Artist

 

"Opposing Forces - Fire and Flood" by The Unknown Artist

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Media Reports and Retorts, but NOT by The Unknown Artist

Report: PETA to launch porn site in name of animal rights

Retort: Dogs, Cats, and Kangaroos join in protest of pet porn


Report: Japan's defense industry hit by its first cyber attack

Retort: Officials in Japan cite faulty mouse pads as real cause


Report: "Missing" global heat may hide in deep oceans

Retort: Osiris protests false blame, asks who gave it permission


Report: World Atlas ice loss claim exaggerated: scientists

Retort: Atlas protests use of his name on falsified claims world wide


Report: WHO: $1.20/person could curb chronic diseases

Retort: WHOSE: $2,400/person would curb stupid WHO claims


Report: Futuristic pods whisk travelers around UK airport

Retort: Futuristic ipods whisk travelers around the globe


Report: MediaFile: Maybe $85,000 TVs will spur spending

Retort: MajorFlaw: Maybe Not!


Report: Video: Stem cell "zoo" a last refuge for species?

Retort: Species' angrily protest zoo's late-term abortions


Report: Slideshow: Giant vegetable contest

Retort: Raw video: Vegetable contestants eaten by giant egg plant that ate Chicago


Report: MedPage Today: Giving Flu Vaccine to Younger Kids Cuts ED Visits

Retort: Giving Flu Vaccine to Younger Kids Cuts Population and ED Visit Growth Rates


Report: Laser: Device to Detect roadside bombs developed in Michigan

Retort: Reporters' brain implants explain why roadside bombs are developed in Michigan


Report: Greece must shrink state to avoid default: lenders

Retort: EU shrinks when ancient Greek capital unearthed in Brussels: archealogists


Report: US Intel Agency develops subatomic particle sized rectal imaging spies

Retort: Russian Intel Agency develops subatomic particle size edible counterspies


Report: Google announces reporters' story line assistant: Googoo Gaga

Retort: Apple announces retorters' story line assistant: the iPutz