Sunday, September 23, 2018

Media Reports and Retorts, but NOT by The Unknown Artist

Report: PETA to launch porn site in name of animal rights

Retort: Dogs, Cats, and Kangaroos join in protest of pet porn


Report: Japan's defense industry hit by its first cyber attack

Retort: Officials in Japan cite faulty mouse pads as real cause


Report: "Missing" global heat may hide in deep oceans

Retort: Osiris protests false blame, asks who gave it permission


Report: World Atlas ice loss claim exaggerated: scientists

Retort: Atlas protests use of his name on falsified claims world wide


Report: WHO: $1.20/person could curb chronic diseases

Retort: WHOSE: $2,400/person would curb stupid WHO claims


Report: Futuristic pods whisk travelers around UK airport

Retort: Futuristic ipods whisk travelers around the globe


Report: MediaFile: Maybe $85,000 TVs will spur spending

Retort: MajorFlaw: Maybe Not!


Report: Video: Stem cell "zoo" a last refuge for species?

Retort: Species' angrily protest zoo's late-term abortions


Report: Slideshow: Giant vegetable contest

Retort: Raw video: Vegetable contestants eaten by giant egg plant that ate Chicago


Report: MedPage Today: Giving Flu Vaccine to Younger Kids Cuts ED Visits

Retort: Giving Flu Vaccine to Younger Kids Cuts Population and ED Visit Growth Rates


Report: Laser: Device to Detect roadside bombs developed in Michigan

Retort: Reporters' brain implants explain why roadside bombs are developed in Michigan


Report: Greece must shrink state to avoid default: lenders

Retort: EU shrinks when ancient Greek capital unearthed in Brussels: archealogists


Report: US Intel Agency develops subatomic particle sized rectal imaging spies

Retort: Russian Intel Agency develops subatomic particle size edible counterspies


Report: Google announces reporters' story line assistant: Googoo Gaga

Retort: Apple announces retorters' story line assistant: the iPutz

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