Spinach and Cooties, the sure signs of guilt

Got a tweet from an old friend of Drek Kavalcade who told that back in the days, back when they were both 'bout 6, Drek told him that he had not eaten everything on his plate, as demanded by his mother. He did not want that green stuff, spinach, in his mouth, much less in his stomach, so he put it in his paper napkin and flushed it down the john without her knowin' it. Then when they were about 10 or 11, Drek said, and he quoted him directly, "Girls have cooties."

Now Trumpery has said anyone can be questioned about Drek by the FBI. So what about him? He has clearly shown his great understandin' of Drek. He didn't wanta be caught up in all this embarrassing banter 'bout Drek, but now . . . everyone has joined in.

Trump: Anyone can be questioned 'bout Drek by the FBI