"Gecko Going Hunting at Night" by The Unknown Artist

"Gecko Going Hunting at Night," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist

 

"Beachball in Winter" by The Unknown Artist

"Beachball in Winter," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist

 

"Merry Trumpmas," Made in China

Santa delivering for "Merry Trumpmas," his products made in China.

"The Nativity" by The Unknown Artist

"The Nativity," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist

 

"The Night Before Christmas" by The Unknown Artist

"The Night Before Christmas," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist

 

"Iridescence" by The Unknown Artist

"Iridescence," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist

"Nostradamus Predicting" by The Unknown Artist

"Nostradamus Predicting," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist

 

"Seek First the Kingdom of Heaven" by The Unknown Artist

"Seek First the Kingdom of Heaven," oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist.

 

"The Divine Right of Kings and Popes" by The Unknown Author

The Divine Right of Kings and Popes

­­The divine rights of kings and popes,

What silly rubbish, how stupid their jokes.

A king is born and looks like is a clown,

He starts a life with a fixed painted frown.

Popes begin as birds, but without any wings,

Claiming later they can fly as Heavenly things.

Divine right tells such an Earth-born child,

Ascend to power with your false claims wild.

Yet having to defecate, their reality to pass,

Squatting’s the way they must crouch like an ass.

So divinely gifted, they can do as an ass,

Kings and popes for sure have their own class.

Truth laughs most at those kings and popes,

For divine rights are free, even of such robes.

A king and a pope are nothings divine,

When comes their end, they can only whine.

Eh? Divine rights for kings, even for popes,

How silly that rubbish, how stupid their jokes.

—December 14, 2017

"Moonlight Serenade" by The Unknown Artist

"Moonlight Serenade," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist.

 

Marxist Bankers

"Considering her Choices" by The Unknown Artist

"Considering her Choices," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist

 

"Rosy Crack at Dawn" by The Unknown Artist

"Rosy Crack at Dawn," color adjusted oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist

 

"Greeting a Friend from Far Away" by The Unknown Artist

"Greeting a Friend from Far Away," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist.

 

Trumpery for the Zionists

This is how the world is seeing Trumpery now. The first accurate perception of what he is really all about.

 

"Frog and Bird at a Picnic" by The Unknown Artist

"Frog and Bird at a Picnic," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist.

"Anger" by The Unknown Artist

"Anger," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist

 

"Sun-dappled Stream" by The Unknown Artist

"Sun-dappled Stream," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist

"The Appearance of Seriousness" by The Unknown Artist

"The Appearance of Seriousness," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist.

 

"She's as Vague as a Pillow" by The Unknown Artist

"She's as Vague as a Pillow," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist

"In the Corral" by The Unknown Artist

"In the Corral," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist

 

New Mourning Coffee Wagon sponsored by Afterlife Assurance Corp.

Guaranteeing a good afterlife the easy way.
Get some Mourning Coffee to start the day out right!

"We need to build a wall."

Trumpery Tribe passing on advice from Israel.

"Images in the Firelight" by The Unknown Artist

"Images in the Firelight," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas, by The Unknown Artist.

"Tibetan Mountain Master" by The Unknown Artist

"Tibetan Mountain Master," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist

 

Hey, Diddle, Diddle Expands

a poem by The Unknown Artist (but don't tell anyone)

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon,
The little dog laughed to see such a sight
And the dish ran away with the spoon.

Oh my, oh my, the pig's in disguise,
The tree went looking for clues,
The butterfly found him a front row seat,
And the clown made up breaking news.

A dilly, a dally, two pickles with Sally,
The clock ran down the street,
The toad in a cupboard ate waffles and butter, 
And the fish lay in bed with a sheet.

A toddle, a tattle, a five o'clock shadow,
The goat got stuck in his lieu,
The turtle just smiled, when asked if he'd mind,
And the nail drove home with the screw.

For riddle, for rattle, no reason to prattle,
The snake flew off in a rage,
The pig only smirked to be such a ham,
And the sheep tried to follow this page.  

 Hey.diddle.diddle by artist Randolph Caldecott (1846-1886)

"Hidden Treasure" by The Unknown Artist

"Hidden Treasure,"  mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist.

 

"Eclectic Creation" by The Unknown Artist

"Eclectic Creation," is mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas art by The Unknown Artist.

 

"Hot Day Resisting the Night" by The Unknown Artist

"Hot Day Resisting the Night" is mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist.

 

When Time Abides

When Time Abides

a poem by The Unknown Artist

Whenever the time abides the way,

When some unknown future awaits,

Not striving to know the unknown,

Leads inevitably to unplanned ways.

Plans can’t spoil unexpected futures,

If in mistakes that planning provides,

A path to more than can be planned,

Leads further on the unplanned land.

Yet without a plan as future’s claim,

Allowance is forged in future’s past,

Unseen before in great rush to know,

What in those times abides the way?

Spontaneity grows as plans subside,

Creativity arrives to master the void,

And mistakes cannot wrong the way,

Unplanned future is allowed to play.

­­

—November 9, 2017

"Air" by The Unknown Artist

"Air" is mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist.

"Sapphire Serenity at Day's End" by The Unknown Artist

This "Sapphire Serenity at Day's End" is a small closeup photo of a section in an oil on canvas painting by The Unknown Artist.

 

Cain's Wife and Descendants

This shows the real source of ISIS, which is the Israeli Secret Intelligence Service, so named by the Mossad with the Israeli Prime Ministers Office approval. Adam and Eve had two sons. Cain killed Able, then married a lower form of life. ISIS has descended from them.

"The Dawning of the Light" by The Unknown Artist

"The Dawning of the Light," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist

 

"Weaving Spain Back Together" by The Unknown Artist

"Weaving Spain Back Together," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist

 

Tell all the truth but tell it slant

Tell all the truth but tell it slant — (1263)

By Emily Dickinson

 

Tell all the truth but tell it slant —

Success in Circuit lies

Too bright for our infirm Delight

The Truth's superb surprise

As Lightning to the Children eased

With explanation kind

The Truth must dazzle gradually

Or every man be blind —

I'm Nobody! Who are you?

 

I’m Nobody! Who are you? (260)

Emily Dickinson, 1830 - 1886

 

I’m Nobody! Who are you?
Are you – Nobody – too?
Then there’s a pair of us!
Don’t tell! they’d advertise – you know!

How dreary – to be – Somebody!
How public – like a Frog –  
To tell one’s name – the livelong June –  
To an admiring Bog!

Emily Dickinson

Born in 1830 in Massachusetts, Emily Dickinson lived in almost total 
physical isolation from the outside world and is now considered, along 
with Walt Whitman, the founder of a uniquely American poetic voice.
<found at https://www.poets.org/> 

Newly Settled Science: Dark Suckers

For years it has been believed that electric bulbs emit light.
Recent information, however, from the U.S. Environmental Projection Agency (EPA) laboratory has proven otherwise beyond all scientific doubt. Electric bulbs do not emit light, they suck dark.
They have now termed these bulbs and other sources of what were assumed forever to be sources of light as "dark suckers."
Dark sucker theory, according to the EPA spokeswoman, has now been proven and shows that dark has mass, is heavier than light, and dark is faster than light.
The basis of the dark sucker is that electric lights suck dark. For example, the dark suckers in the room where you are have less dark right next to them than elsewhere.
The larger the dark sucker the greater is its capacity to suck dark.
The sun is the largest dark sucker here on the Earth. It sucks dark away from everything and keeps it away all day. It does this faster than the speed of light. Thus, darkness cannot interfere with the presence of light.
Dark suckers in a parking lot have a much greater capacity to suck dark than those in your room.
As with all things, dark suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of dark, they can no longer suck. This is shown by the dark spot on a full dark sucker.
A candle is a primitive dark sucker. A new candle has a white wick. You will notice that after the first use, the wick turns black, representing all the dark that has been sucked into it.
If you hold a pencil next to the wick of a dark sucking candle, the tip will turn black, because it got in the  path of the dark flowing into the candle.
Unfortunately, these primitive dark suckers have a very limited range.
There are portable dark suckers also. The bulbs in these portable ones cannot handle all the dark by themselves, so they must be aided by a dark storage unit.
When the dark storage unit is full, it must either be emptied or replaced before the portable dark sucker can suck again.
Dark has mass. When dark goes into a dark sucker friction from this mass generates heat. Thus, it is not wise to touch an operating dark sucker.
Candles present a special problem, as the dark must travel through the solid wick instead of through glass. Therefore, it is very dangerous to touch an operating candle.
Dark is heavier also than light. If you swim deeper and deeper it gets darker and darker. When you reach a depth of approximately fifty feet (15 meters) you are in total darkness. This is because the heavier darkness sinks to the bottom of the lake and the lighter light floats to the top.
The immense power of dark can be utilized to our advantage. We can collect the dark that has settled to the bottom of bodies of water and push it through turbines, which generate electricity, and help to push it out to the ocean where it can be stored safely.
Prior to turbines it was much more difficult to get dark from the rivers and lakes moved out to the ocean. The Indians recognized this problem and tried to solve it. When on a river in a canoe traveling in the same direction as the flow of the dark, they paddled slowly to not stop the flow of the dark. But when they traveled against the flow of dark they paddled quickly to help push the dark along its way.
Finally, the EPA lab has proven that dark is faster than light. If you stand in an illuminated room in front of a closed dark closet and then slowly open the closet door, you would see the light slowly enter the closet. But since the dark is so fast, you would not be able to see it leave the closet.
In summary, the Environmental Projection Laboratory spokeswoman said that dark suckers make all of our lives much easier. She added, so the next time you look at an electric bulb remember that it is really a dark sucker. As an aside, a sort of in house joke, she said, "Everyone has a photographic memory, but some just don't have film.

Next report: Major Technological Break Through! announcing the new built-in orderly organized knowledge device--the BOOK!

"Sling into Space" by The Unknown Artist

"Sling into Space" is mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist

How can y + x = y - x?

How can y + x = y - x?

If y is 6, for example, and if x is 2.

That would be 6 + 2 = 6 - 2 or 8 = 4.

The most obvious answer is that it cannot be a valid equation.

Or if you subtract y from both sides you get x = -x

It is a valid equation, however, as you will now see.

The square root of 4 can be +2, or it can be -2,
because +2 times +2 = 4 and -2 times -2 = 4

We can replace x with the square root of 4 and get

y + sqrt(4) = y - sqrt(4)


Then we can make the equation like this:

y + (+2) = y - (-2) and that makes it
6 + 2 = 6 + 2 or 8 = 8

Or we can make the equation like this:

y + (-2) = y - (+2)
6 - 2 = 6 - 2 or 4 = 4

You can substitute any numbers for y and x and it will work the same way.

So, what does that say about the logic of mathematics?

It says that logic is circular and mathematics is quantum based.

"In the Spotlight" by The Unknown Artist

"In the Spotlight," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist.

 

"Dreaming Again" by The Unknown Artist

"Dreaming Again," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist

 

"Enchanted by Nature" by The Unknown Artist

"Enchanted by Nature," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist

 

"Capsized" by The Unknown Artist

"Capsized," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist

"Blue Moon on the Water" photograph by The Unknown Artist

"Blue Moon on the Water," a photograph by The Unknown Artist taken at the Sea of Cortez in Baja California Norte, Mexico.

"Autumn Dawn" by The Unknown Artist

"Autumn Dawn," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist

WHM Update: White House debates itself over amnesty

A WHM Update courtesy of Clipon News Network (CNN)

This is truly amazing.

White houses have evolved in only three days from being able to talk, to having emotions, to being able to back Congressional bills, now to being able to debate with themselves.

Debating with yourself is tantamount to playing both sides of a chess game simultaneously.

But according to White Houses Matter (WHM) when white houses do it, they just play the white house side and let the black house side lose by default.

That makes it easier a new technical breakthrough in white house logic.

Apparently, White houses got the idea from the latest non-occupant of a Clipon bedroom. (see the graphic)

Black Houses Matter (BHM) said they are not surprised at the WHM trick.

They added, however, that WHM is not a difficult group of houses to challenge about amnesty.

They said white houses already have white house privilege and do not require more.

BHM still believes, nonetheless, that amnesty for black houses is now much needed, because white houses win by cheating.

This important current news has been brought to you as a public service by "White Houses Matter" (WHM).

Disclaimer: Any resemblance to houses, living or dead, past, present, or future, is purely coincidental.

The True Story of If, And, Or, But by The Unknown Author

The True Story of If, And, Or, But

These four girls have specific likes and dislikes.

If And But are good friends.

Or And But are also.

Or does not like If.

If And But show up at a bar at the same time as Or.

Or says,

"If you are not my friend, But why are you with her? And what shall we do?"

And says,

"But If talking with their friend is bad Or If talking with me And is just as bad, how are If, And, Or, But to get along?

Or says, "No! No Ifs Ands Buts are allowed."

This disagreement caused a serious legal argument in at court.

A femen group supporting Or, "NOYES," protested outside the court for its not being heard and understood that No means No.

A group supporting If, "IFANDBUT," came to disrupt the NOYES protest.

In the court, Yes and No were the determined not to have relevance in cases about If And Or But.

It finally got settled; and in divorce court cases from that time until now, Ifs Ands Buts have been allowed in legal arguments, Ors have not. Yes and No have No standing.

Two new pieces of art by The Unknown Artist

These are both mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas art by The Unknown Artist.

This is "Balloon Launch."

This is "Fragile."

 

WHM UPDATE: Senate health bills struggle to win White House backing

WHM UPDATE: Senate health bills struggle to win White House backing

The latest report from the WSJ about WHM (White Houses Matter) shows that the funding from the Wierld Crank has had its intended effect.

Now, not only can white houses have feelings, but they can back Congressional action if they wish.

Furthermore, Congressional bills, themselves, can struggle for their acceptance and backing by White Houses Matter.

WHM is especially glad that they can use their white house privilege to get much needed protection from Black Houses Matter (BHM) and the very privileged LBGMQT group, if they offend white houses.

Additionally, a rival group has sued to protect its copyrighted and trademarked abbreviation, WHM.

The suit claims that the WHM name has been used from as early as 2008. It was clearly stated then that it be only used to designate their White Horses Matter (WHM) brotherhood.

Their court action is well supported by the members of the Knights in Shining Armor (KSA). They have stated that it is their only means of protection themselves from the fire breathing dragon (see above) when rescuing Lady Gaga.

When hearing about the White Houses Matter attempt to steal their good name, the KSA assembled outside the court house in their full regalia, having swords, white helmets, and breast plates having explicit images of Lady Gaga on them.

Madonna entered her opinion on Twitter saying, "I think it is uncomplimentary to black horses and a very racist statement. Black horses are able to race as well as white ones sometimes. Even so, I would prefer that the knight rescuing me would be on a white horse for old times sake."

The Would Healthy Organization (WHO) has approved the use of bills of lading to assure the delivery of the necessary support from all white houses, including if Trumpery were to be in residence in one.

This important current news has been brought to you as a public service by "White Houses Matter" (WHM).

Disclaimer: Any resemblance to houses or U.S. Senate bills, living or dead, past, present, or future, is purely coincidental.

White House 'deeply troubled' by Rohingya crisis

Headline News: "White House 'deeply troubled' by Rohingya crisis"

Now we have learned that a building can not only speak and be quoted in the news, but it can have deeply troubled emotions.

The Capital Building in Washington, D.C., a white house housing the US Congress, was heard to groan in the direction of the White House, but refused further comment.

It is clear now that white houses have great empathy and concern for people in foreign countries, such as the Rohingya in Burma, but they have shown little of it for people in their own country.

You should be careful not to offend white buildings, because all white houses have white privilege and have funding from the Weird Blank.

They can stage a rally on Wall Street to protest any very racist hate speech that you might use about brown houses, yellow houses, black houses, wooden shacks, log cabins, teepees, chalets, or caves.

Saying anything about a white house will in the near future be punishable by being confined in the pitch black basement of a black house with no windows or doors.

If you live in a white house and are one of the privileged LBGMQT group, offending your white house's feelings can get even you confined indefinitely in a rainbow colored house with lovely pastel colored stained glass windows; and you'll never be allowed to play dress up.

If you are one of those offenders who thinks that white privilege means having to work for those who do not have such privilege--BML, MoveOut, PANTYFA, or the JSLPC--you could be pardoned if you confess to that belief while you are still on the rack.

Be very careful about deeply troubling a white house's feelings. It can lead to protests by all of them and to your possibly being incarcerated by the big daddy of them all in Washington, D.C.

You must watch, also, what you say in or around a white dog house or white bird house, as they are being wireless equipped to listen to what you say and report you on Dogpile and Twitter.

This important current news has been brought to you as a public service by "White Houses Matter" (WHM).
 
Disclaimer: Any resemblance to houses of any color, living or dead, past, present, or future, is purely coincidental.

Grammar Rules by the Bear

These rules were written by The Bear to help The Unknown Author to be grammatically correct at all times. 

Always avoid alliteration.

Prepositions are not the proper words to end sentences with.

Avoid clichés like the plague—they're old hat.

Employ the vernacular.

Avoid ampersands & abbreviations, etc.

Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.

Parenthetical words however must be enclosed in commas.

It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.

Contractions aren't necessary.

Do not use foreign words or phrases when there are, as the French so well put it, mots parfaitement bons en anglais.

One should never generalize.

Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson once said: "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."

Comparisons are as bad as clichés.

Don't be redundant; don't use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.

It behooves you to avoid archaic expressions.  Avoid archaeic spellings too.

Understatement is always best.

Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

One-word sentences? Eliminate. Always!

Short sentences.  Or sentence fragments. Don’t use them. They are annoying. As hell.

Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.

The passive voice should not be used.

If you have to, go three times around the block to cross the street in order to avoid colloquialisms.

Don't repeat, or say again, what you have said before.

Who needs rhetorical questions?

Don't use commas, when, they are not necessary.

Do not use hyperbole; not one in a million can do it effectively.

Never use a big word when a diminutive alternative would suffice.

Subject and verb always has to agree.

Be, more or less, specific.

Placing a comma between subject and predicate, is not correct.

Use yor spell chekker to avoid mispeling and to catch typograhpical errers.

The grammar checker is their two help ewe avoid the misuse of homonyms.

Don't repeat, or say again what you have said before.

Don't use repetitious redundancies that say the same thing more than once in the same sentence simultaneously together.

Use the apostrophe in it's proper place and omit it when its not needed.

Apostrophe’s are not to be used as plural’s.

Don't never use no double negatives.

Poofread carefully to see if you any words out or unspelled.

Hopefully, you will use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them.

Eschew obfuscation.

No sentence fragments.

Run-on sentences are difficult for the average reader to comprehend and so the facts you are attempting to convey become lost in a sea of words that if allowed to go on long enough will confuse even the most intelligent reader so don’t write them.

Don't indulge in sesquipedalian lexicological constructions.

Abstain from the utilization of grandiose verbiage if circumstances allow the deployment of  diminutive textual creations.
 A writer must not shift your point of view.

Don't overuse exclamation marks!!!

Place pronouns as close as possible, especially in long sentences - for example, of 10 or more words - to their antecedents.

Writing carefully, dangling participles must be avoided.

A participle is something you should not leave dangling.

If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.

Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.  It is so last-year.

Everyone should be careful to use a singular pronoun with singular nouns in their writing.

Always pick on the correct idiom.

The adverb always follows the verb.
 
Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixing metaphors.

If you reread your work, you can find on rereading, a great deal of repetition can be removed by rereading and editing.

And always, be sure to finish what