The True Story of If, And, Or, But by The Unknown Author

The True Story of If, And, Or, But

These four girls have specific likes and dislikes.

If And But are good friends.

Or And But are also.

Or does not like If.

If And But show up at a bar at the same time as Or.

Or says,

"If you are not my friend, But why are you with her? And what shall we do?"

And says,

"But If talking with their friend is bad Or If talking with me And is just as bad, how are If, And, Or, But to get along?

Or says, "No! No Ifs Ands Buts are allowed."

This disagreement caused a serious legal argument in at court.

A femen group supporting Or, "NOYES," protested outside the court for its not being heard and understood that No means No.

A group supporting If, "IFANDBUT," came to disrupt the NOYES protest.

In the court, Yes and No were the determined not to have relevance in cases about If And Or But.

It finally got settled; and in divorce court cases from that time until now, Ifs Ands Buts have been allowed in legal arguments, Ors have not. Yes and No have No standing.