Tort and ReTort NOT by The Unknown Artist

Tort and ReTort - reported but not NOT written by The Unknown Artist

1. Report: Google announces reporters' story line assistant: Googoo Gaga

Retort: Apple announces retorters' story line assistant: the iPutz

2. Report: PETA to launch porn site in name of animal rights

Retort: Dogs, Cats, and Kangaroos join in protest of pet porn


3. Report: Japan's defense industry hit by its first cyber attack

Retort: Officials in Japan cite faulty mouse pads as real cause


4. Report: Child abuse climbs with recession: study

Retort: Children Against Drunk Drivers (CADD) claims fraud in study results


5. Report: "Missing" global heat may hide in deep oceans

Retort: Osiris protests false blame, asks who gave it permission


6. Report: World Atlas ice loss claim exaggerated: scientists

Retort: Atlas protests use of his name on falsified claims world wide


7. Report: WHO: $1.20/person could curb chronic diseases

Retort: WHOSE $2,400/person would curb stupid WHO claims?


8. Report: Futuristic pods whisk travelers around UK airport

Retort: Futuristic ipods whisk travelers around the globe


9. Report: Video: Stem cell "zoo" a last refuge for species?

Retort: Species' angrily protest zoo's late-term abortions


10. Report: Slideshow: Giant vegetable contest

Retort: Raw video: Vegetable contestants eaten by giant egg plant that ate Chicago


11. Report: MedPage Today: Giving Flu Vaccine to Younger Kids Cuts ED Visits

Retort: Giving Flu Vaccine to Younger Kids Cuts Population and ED Visit Growth Rates


12. Report: Laser: Device to Detect roadside bombs developed in Michigan

Retort: Reporters' brain implants explain why roadside bombs are developed in Michigan


13. Report: Greece must shrink state to avoid default: lenders

Retort: EU shrinks as ancient Greek capital unearthed in Brussels by archeologists


14. Report: US Intel Agency develops subatomic particle size rectal imaging spies

Retort: Russian Intel Agency develops subatomic particle size edible counterspies