Thursday, November 30, 2017

New Mourning Coffee Wagon sponsored by Afterlife Assurance Corp.

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Get some Mourning Coffee to start the day out right!


Tuesday, November 28, 2017

"We need to build a wall."

Trumpery Tribe passing on advice from Israel.

Monday, November 27, 2017

"Images in the Firelight" by The Unknown Artist

"Images in the Firelight," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas, by The Unknown Artist.

Sunday, November 26, 2017

"Tibetan Mountain Master" by The Unknown Artist

"Tibetan Mountain Master," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist
 

Monday, November 20, 2017

Hey, Diddle, Diddle Expands

a poem by The Unknown Artist (but don't tell anyone)


Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon,
The little dog laughed to see such a sight
And the dish ran away with the spoon.

Oh my, oh my, the pig's in disguise,
The tree went looking for clues,
The butterfly found him a front row seat,
And the clown made up breaking news.

A dilly, a dally, two pickles with Sally,
The clock ran down the street,
The toad in a cupboard ate waffles and butter, 
And the fish lay in bed with a sheet.

A toddle, a tattle, a five o'clock shadow,
The goat got stuck in his lieu,
The turtle just smiled, when asked if he'd mind,
And the nail drove home with the screw.

For riddle, for rattle, no reason to prattle,
The snake flew off in a rage,
The pig only smirked to be such a ham,
And the sheep tried to follow this page.  


 Hey.diddle.diddle by artist Randolph Caldecott (1846-1886)

"Hidden Treasure" by The Unknown Artist

"Hidden Treasure,"  mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist.

 

Saturday, November 18, 2017

"Eclectic Creation" by The Unknown Artist

"Eclectic Creation," is mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas art by The Unknown Artist.
 

Friday, November 10, 2017

"Hot Day Resisting the Night" by The Unknown Artist

"Hot Day Resisting the Night" is mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist.

 

When Time Abides



When Time Abides

a poem by The Unknown Artist

Whenever the time abides the way,
When some unknown future awaits,
Not striving to know the unknown,
Leads inevitably to unplanned ways.

Plans can’t spoil unexpected futures,
If in mistakes that planning provides,
A path to more than can be planned,
Leads further on the unplanned land.

Yet without a plan as future’s claim,
Allowance is forged in future’s past,
Unseen before in great rush to know,
What in those times abides the way?

Spontaneity grows as plans subside,
Creativity arrives to master the void,
And mistakes cannot wrong the way,
Unplanned future is allowed to play.
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—November 9, 2017

Tuesday, November 7, 2017

"Air" by The Unknown Artist

"Air" is mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist.

Sunday, November 5, 2017

"Sapphire Serenity at Day's End" by The Unknown Artist

This "Sapphire Serenity at Day's End" is a small closeup photo of a section in an oil on canvas painting by The Unknown Artist.
 

Cain's Wife and Descendants

This shows the real source of ISIS, which is the Israeli Secret Intelligence Service, so named by the Mossad with the Israeli Prime Ministers Office approval. Adam and Eve had two sons. Cain killed Able, then married a lower form of life. ISIS has descended from them.

Friday, October 27, 2017

"The Dawning of the Light" by The Unknown Artist

"The Dawning of the Light," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist
 

Wednesday, October 25, 2017

"Weaving Spain Back Together" by The Unknown Artist

"Weaving Spain Back Together," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist

 

Friday, October 20, 2017

Tell all the truth but tell it slant



Tell all the truth but tell it slant — (1263)

Tell all the truth but tell it slant —
Success in Circuit lies
Too bright for our infirm Delight
The Truth's superb surprise
As Lightning to the Children eased
With explanation kind
The Truth must dazzle gradually
Or every man be blind —

I'm Nobody! Who are you?



 

I’m Nobody! Who are you? (260)


I’m Nobody! Who are you?
Are you – Nobody – too?
Then there’s a pair of us!
Don’t tell! they’d advertise – you know!

How dreary – to be – Somebody!
How public – like a Frog –  
To tell one’s name – the livelong June –  
To an admiring Bog!

Emily Dickinson

Born in 1830 in Massachusetts, Emily Dickinson lived in almost total physical isolation from the outside world and is now considered, along with Walt Whitman, the founder of a uniquely American poetic voice.
<found at https://www.poets.org/>

Friday, October 13, 2017

Newly Settled Science: Dark Suckers

For years it has been believed that electric bulbs emit light.
Recent information, however, from the U.S. Environmental Projection Agency (EPA) laboratory has proven otherwise beyond all scientific doubt. Electric bulbs do not emit light, they suck dark.
They have now termed these bulbs and other sources of what were assumed forever to be sources of light as "dark suckers."
Dark sucker theory, according to the EPA spokeswoman, has now been proven and shows that dark has mass, is heavier than light, and dark is faster than light.
The basis of the dark sucker is that electric lights suck dark. For example, the dark suckers in the room where you are have less dark right next to them than elsewhere.
The larger the dark sucker the greater is its capacity to suck dark.
The sun is the largest dark sucker here on the Earth. It sucks dark away from everything and keeps it away all day. It does this faster than the speed of light. Thus, darkness cannot interfere with the presence of light.
Dark suckers in a parking lot have a much greater capacity to suck dark than those in your room.
As with all things, dark suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of dark, they can no longer suck. This is shown by the dark spot on a full dark sucker.
A candle is a primitive dark sucker. A new candle has a white wick. You will notice that after the first use, the wick turns black, representing all the dark that has been sucked into it.
If you hold a pencil next to the wick of a dark sucking candle, the tip will turn black, because it got in the  path of the dark flowing into the candle.
Unfortunately, these primitive dark suckers have a very limited range.
There are portable dark suckers also. The bulbs in these portable ones cannot handle all the dark by themselves, so they must be aided by a dark storage unit.
When the dark storage unit is full, it must either be emptied or replaced before the portable dark sucker can suck again.
Dark has mass. When dark goes into a dark sucker friction from this mass generates heat. Thus, it is not wise to touch an operating dark sucker.
Candles present a special problem, as the dark must travel through the solid wick instead of through glass. Therefore, it is very dangerous to touch an operating candle.
Dark is heavier also than light. If you swim deeper and deeper it gets darker and darker. When you reach a depth of approximately fifty feet (15 meters) you are in total darkness. This is because the heavier darkness sinks to the bottom of the lake and the lighter light floats to the top.
The immense power of dark can be utilized to our advantage. We can collect the dark that has settled to the bottom of bodies of water and push it through turbines, which generate electricity, and help to push it out to the ocean where it can be stored safely.
Prior to turbines it was much more difficult to get dark from the rivers and lakes moved out to the ocean. The Indians recognized this problem and tried to solve it. When on a river in a canoe traveling in the same direction as the flow of the dark, they paddled slowly to not stop the flow of the dark. But when they traveled against the flow of dark they paddled quickly to help push the dark along its way.
Finally, the EPA lab has proven that dark is faster than light. If you stand in an illuminated room in front of a closed dark closet and then slowly open the closet door, you would see the light slowly enter the closet. But since the dark is so fast, you would not be able to see it leave the closet.
In summary, the Environmental Projection Laboratory spokeswoman said that dark suckers make all of our lives much easier. She added, so the next time you look at an electric bulb remember that it is really a dark sucker. As an aside, a sort of in house joke, she said, "Everyone has a photographic memory, but some just don't have film.

Next report: Major Technological Break Through! announcing the new built-in orderly organized knowledge device--the BOOK!

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

"Sling into Space" by The Unknown Artist

"Sling into Space" is mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist

How can y + x = y - x?

How can y + x = y - x?

If y is 6, for example, and if x is 2.

That would be 6 + 2 = 6 - 2 or 8 = 4.

The most obvious answer is that it cannot be a valid equation.

Or if you subtract y from both sides you get x = -x

It is a valid equation, however, as you will now see.

The square root of 4 can be +2, or it can be -2,
because +2 times +2 = 4 and -2 times -2 = 4

We can replace x with the square root of 4 and get

y + sqrt(4) = y - sqrt(4)


Then we can make the equation like this:

y + (+2) = y - (-2) and that makes it
6 + 2 = 6 + 2 or 8 = 8

Or we can make the equation like this:

y + (-2) = y - (+2)
6 - 2 = 6 - 2 or 4 = 4

You can substitute any numbers for y and x and it will work the same way.

So, what does that say about the logic of mathematics?

It says that logic is circular and mathematics is quantum based.





Saturday, October 7, 2017

"In the Spotlight" by The Unknown Artist

"In the Spotlight," mixed media computer graphics and oil on canvas by The Unknown Artist.